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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the MOST romantic first line and the LEAST romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."Frederick Ryder"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky.A woman already knows."Sarah Dessen"Relationships don't always make sense.

Focus on the less superficial stuff, not how tall or suave or sexy you want your prospect to be.

Movies are made about relationships gone bad or just beginning.

When you go to a party, you can observe couples and tell which couple had a fight before coming to the party and which one will have a fight after the party.

Here are funny relationship quotes that will put a smile on your face the next time you are feeling down over your relationship.

Linda Festa"The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders."Erma Bombeck"Marriage has no guarantees.

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